How do you wear your smallpack?

Keepin' it real

the sandbox

King of the Hill

pretty fuckin clear who's running the show atop this mountain. Semper Fi brother!

Indiana Jones

And the Tan Bag of Doom!

McGill's archaeology department is about to get its fuckin world discovered! Holy shit boys, if there was ever a time to switch majors!! 

Boyz N the hood

Hot 'n Ready

Logistik Unicorp Backpack

Sgt. Starbucks

Possibly the hardest charging author of all time, this fella knows a thing or two about writing. First and foremost, you gotta write how you fight: tan rockies til the motherfuckin grave! Hoooorah!

 CHAPTER 1

"It was a dark and stormy night in KAF...... The Taliban were at it again. 

War ain't soft, but then again, neither am I........

It was a dark and stormy night in KAF........... but that's okay......For I am a sheepdog; I am hard as fuck.

Things are gonna change around here. I can feel it...

And they say that a hero can save us......I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles, watch as we all fly away"

Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!

It's off to class I go!

can'tsofcom

back in the COD days, I was only allowed to carry carry a pistol with my riot shield.

But now that i've made the switch over to RL, well son...

Hey Sub-Zero,

You're mah hero.

This girl loves the D...

Dogtags that is!

intersection under control

"You tryna pull a jay-walk in my AO?"

"Get real buds, not on my fuckin watch!!"

Fuzzy dice are so yesterday...

Dogtags, lads, are the only way. When they're not hanging out in the bar, they atta be hanging out on the motherfucking freeway!

Holy moly! People just must be lining up for a chance to carpool with this guy! Shotgun!

Teddy

Women love a strong, independent teddy bear.

What's the hardest part of coming home?

Doing groceries you fucking idiot!

Mama says they was magic shoes

They could take me anywhere

It's a bad day for the Taliban...

We've been monitoring Meaford's new crop--and holy fuck, boys--these are some of the most hard-boiled troops we've seen in years! Excelsior!

ROTO infinity

This tour's been going on for three years!

Where's Waldo?

Better shrink-wrap the couch

fuckin tags are coming out tonight, boys!